Його приголомшлива дружина отримала анальний перед ним

Uh-huh. Did you try to get your pants?

Not right away, no.

No, he didn't. He was actually a really good boy that day.

You know, there's a fine line I always tell my friends between drinking enough beers or whatever to lose your inhibitions and walk up to the young lady you want to meet.

And if you do get lucky, that fine line is on the other side, you might be able to get a heart attack.